I hereby issue the following cease and desist order. You may no longer congregate, be dirty or plot to overthrow me. That’s right, I’m looking at you ginormous pile of laundry on the couch. I’m not even halfway done. It’s just wrong.
The laundry is winning the war.
You’ll be flying by quickly judging by how fast my calendar is filling up. A baby shower, a big church event, Disney on Ice, my SIL Alicia is visiting, and a meeting at school.
I don’t have time to be this busy.
Dear New Church Calling,
Please don’t break me.
I could possibly go down in flames.
Dear Honey Crisp Apples,
If only I had known about your sooner! In the past I’ve been a strict devotee to Golden Delicious. I’ve happily defected to the red side.
The Lady in Red.
Please don’t bleed profusely like that ever again. I’m turning gray just thinking about it. It’s perfectly acceptable to fink when your cousin is throwing rocks.
Teeny cut for so much blood
A Wretched Princess
The evil Mothership that took pictures of the entire debacle.